I SPY WITH my little eye, something beginning with ‘yet another Apple lawsuit’.

This time it’s a disgruntled chap from San Diego, demanding compensatory and punitive damages from both Apple and AT&T for misleading advertising, or as the claimant puts it, "Apple Computer Inc., ... and AT&T have misrepresented the speed, strength and performance of the 3G-bandwidth network".

In other words, “I bought it because it was pretty, but now I’ve realised it doesn’t really work very well and I’m angry abut being such a sucker”.

William J. Gillis Jr, the unhappy Iphoner, is the second person to sue the fruity toymaker in frustration after the firm has failed to come up with a suitable 3G fix. A woman by the name of Jessica Alena Smith filed a similar suit last month.

A victim of its own popularity, the Iphone seems to be overwhelming the AT &T infrastructure, leading to many a failed call and sluggishly-slow Internet speeds on the device, making many feel very I-unhappy.

Gillis is so miffed, he has even petitioned the judge to make his case a class action suit, inviting other iRritated users to line up for a big bite out of the Apple. Core blimey. µ